Thursday, May 28, 2015

how to approach sale, with prudence


It's that time of the year when you realize that winter is over. You begin to store your winter garments, clean your stark sterile sneakers and dust off your genitals because your summer fling is just around the hormonal corner.

In addition to all that, you may begin to purchase your summer attire now because my dear friends, sale has begun.


Thursday, May 14, 2015

jacquemus wants to play


Everyone is talking about Jacquemus. From Vogue to Style.com to SSENSE, which just released a freshly minted interview discussing his obsession with a large body of water containing noticeable traces of natural salt.


Monday, May 11, 2015

how to approach tank top season, cautiously


It's cutting season and as cutting season goes, you want to peacock a little of what you've been working hard on because underneath that dadbod is a man yearning to sport a fitted tank top while inconspicuously flexing, but really he's reaching for canned tuna.

Please don't call it a wife-beater.